Don't be a Moron.

#Rotate your phone
#Stop Using Ipads for everything
#increase your god damn window SIze

#Colin2aBilly

JOKES xGAMES

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"Colins Coffee Jokes"

End Cancel Culture & bring back real humor. I don't care. Neither should you.

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Racist
Funny
Inclusive
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Play the toughest Reaction-Based Telegram Game on the Market!

Play your Favorite Memes

You can choose between 20 legendary Meme Characters.

Epic Boss Fights

Fight & smash the Elites of todays time! 20 of them will try to smash you first!

Hit the lucky Jackpot

Obtain Super Spin Tickets through Boss Fights, Daily Quests or the Token Burner.

Play at your own Skill Level

Choose between 4 different Game Modes: Easy, Normal, Hard & Insane.

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#Wen Sir?

ROADMAP

I have Big Dreams of becoming the No 1 Turtle in the World. We can achieve this Dream, if we all together take this Matter into our own hands! Plus a little bit of Luck of course. But hey, we got that one too!

"WORLD DOMINATION PLAN"
Website Launch
Slappy Memes V1 Release
Awareness Campaign "Phase 1"
Token Launch on Solana
Invitation to the White House (kappa?)
APPROVED BY COLIN

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"You spray the Shit all over the Town."

My Marketing Plan leverages the irresistible charm of my adorable stupid face to create viral content & strategically position "Slappy Memes" across social media platforms (Twitter / X, YouTube, TikTok etc.), ultimately driving widespread adoption & bla bla bla random words: Turtle-Moon. 🌝

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BE PART OF
my JOURNEY